Life with Kensie and Blakely: Funny Jokes

On the was home from swimming today...

K: Knock...Knock...

D/M: Whose there?

K: Rap

D/M: Rap Who?

K: Orange you glad towels don't swim? Hahahaha..... that joke was hilarious!

She must get her sense of humor from dad :-)

Funny Quote of the Day

While talking to Blake about Justin Bieber, " Sometimes when a boy sings he sounds like a girl. I don't know why though."

While picking weeds in the back yard, "I love the smell of weed in the evening, don't you mom?" She didn't understand why I was giggling...

At the grocery store today I asked if she wanted to ride in the cart. Her reply? " Taylor Swift does not ride in carts mom!"

We were walking into the grocery store and past the "Handicap" parking signs. Kens grabs the pole, spins around and says "Look mom, I'm a pole dancer".... (this is NOT an oman!)

Kens and I wanted to get our toes painted so we found a nail salon, walked in, picked out colors, and sat down with our feet up. The lady's picked up their conversation like we weren't even there, babbling away. Kensie looked at me, rolled her eyes and whispered, "Mom, I think they're speaking Spanish." (Funny b/c everyone in a nail salon speaks vietnamese)

We were at Rubio's and Kensie wanted lemonade but I only ordered water. So being the innovative mom that I am, I put a slice of lemon in the water. She took one swallow and said,

"Mom you forgot the 'nanade"!!!!

Kensie opens the fridge and says, " oh no! The hotdogs melted!" I looked to see what she was talking about, she had the bag of roast beef in her hands. Hahahaha.......

Life with Kensie and Blakely

Monday, March 29, 2010

Funny Jokes

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